Random Everything

What is a Punjama?
Its a cross between a Pajama & a Punjabi

What is a Fuslagi?
A person who becomes a Hailigi when he/she is Fasil

What is a Fusla7chi?
A person who comes over only to endulge in any sort of Fusla!

What do you do with this 8 year old?

He thinks Subway is Cliche
Asks what the word "Rhetorical" means
Likes his lobster drizzled with butter only after its grilled!
Attempts to explain to you what hypnosis by suggestion is
Doesn't like Fig chutney with his Fois Grais
Takes a hair sample off your friends chest in order to clone him into a "Ferocious Chihuahua"
Enjoys watching BBC food
Walks into a BBQ and asks to be served "Rum" and if that's not available then"Wine is just fine"