Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Khappy Khalloween

Do’s & Don’ts of Halloween:
-Do be original, fangs and togas is like so dark ages!
-Do be original, fangs and togas is dark ages!
-Ladies, you have 364 other days to be sexy. No nurses, Catwomen, no Maids!
-If you’re gonna dress up very controversial like a Suicide bomber or an aborted fetus then please calculate the risks
-Get into character at least 1 week ahead of practice. Explain to your colleagues and staff that you’re on some experimental drugs with bad side effects
-Try to be as offensive as possible, if you’re not black pretend to be. A Taliban woman in a Muslim party is absolutely fabulous or the drunken Texan in an all American partry, even better a Nazi or a KKK member.
-Go all out, if your character requires a certain smell then spray it on, or if you need to bring a side kick such as a Goat or a child.



Last Minute costume ideas:

- Wear a 70s vintage floral dress and throw on an abaya, large Jacki O shades or larger and a big shoulder length wig and you can be Ala Marta Fabulous [See picture]

- The Saddam out-of-the-hatch look is always in. Don’t forget the santa beard and the hangover look.

-Put on a butt crack-revealling low waist pants, skanky highheels, a bling boob exposing party top, a belly ring and an aboriginal lower back tattoo, slicked peroxide blonde hair and huge cheap grade zirconia hoops for the ultimate Dubai Euro Trashstir

- For the latest Clown fish triple decker mo7ajababe look: Wear leggings, 3/4pants and a ruffled skirt and wrap a scarf and a blingy belt, long sleeved blouse and wear a bustier, layer up necklaces and plenty of rings and bangels. Generously apply foundation 3 times lighter than your skin tone, battered wife black eye make up, make fake moles and apply fake eyelashes,
rainbow colored eye shadows, green eye lenses and glitter on tooth. Layer up the matching sequence head scarfs with tassles and separate with elongated sponge to create the Alien head effect. Wrap around exposing darker neck and chandelier earrings. Sprinkle with confetti for added effect.

Mu7ajaBabe (Tune not stolen from Timberlake's sexy back)

I’m wearing a sexy 7jab
Them other girls just wear niqab
Their all like Ninjas wearing a garbage bag
I wear all rainbow colors not just Black
Take em to the mall



You’re in a daze
When you smell the bukhoor
Baby you’re my slave
I mite just take your numba if you behave
It aint easy being a tripple decker babe

16 Comments:

Blogger Bahraini Rants said...

A couple of years ago i went as the verizon guy, "can you hear me now? good"

halloween totally breezed by me this year.. or that could've been the hangover from the night before.. *boilk*

7:03 AM  
Blogger Mosilager said...

I think I'm gonna go as Borat... for make benefit glorious nation of Kazakhstan.

7:11 AM  
Blogger Delicately Realistic said...

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL


Loved the last one!!!

7asafa i dont have a party to go to! I would havev sooo go on as that!

7:25 AM  
Blogger Baroque said...

love the muhajjaba babe costume ;p but alas, not invited to any halloween bashes.. :S

7:45 AM  
Blogger FilmGirl said...

L000L @ The Aborted Fetus & The Mu7ajaba Look LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL


Sprinkle with confetti for added effect.


LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL !

9:10 AM  
Blogger Fuzzy said...

how about goin naked ! my natural impression of a pumpkin

2:59 PM  
Blogger Mosilager said...

no way... it's a competition now, I'll go as Bruno or Ali G next time... ;)

5:13 PM  
Blogger Mama Fusla said...

Since yall loved the mu7ajabababem, I've decided to make a theme song to it, check update!


BR
Clever but how could you miss out on the 1 day where you can make a total ass of yourself and get away with it? Halloween is sacred to me.

mosilager
It was niiiiice, he even bring his wiiife who make it di plough. Too bad there is no rent-a-goat service!

As for Bruno, Ich totally sinks so! Bravo...
DR
You'd make one hellova Mu7ajababe!

Filmgirl
Love the pic!

Baroque
Damn it, what would you have been?

Fuzzy
The ass on its own would do the trick, apply some shimmer lotion or powder and you can be MOONSHINE!

11:15 PM  
Blogger Fuzzy said...

lol triple decker babe

i wonder if hejab is water-proof ?

3:27 PM  
Blogger Sessygoba said...

hahaha U're one funny MAMA!

lol @ dubai eurotrashster..hahaha and the mu7agabitch look!
hhahahaah

5:25 AM  
Blogger Maze said...

hahahaaha.....u made my day!

7:27 AM  
Blogger um-miT3ib said...

sorty il jameela tashe3o noran;p

6:07 PM  
Blogger Mama Fusla said...

Fuzzbuzz
It ain't cos water is a Mu7ajababe's worse nightmare and wash the make up away!

sessygoba
You guys have more Eurotashsters and we have more Mo7ajababes, either way the 2 phenomenas must be contained.

Maze
Sanku

Um mit3ib
Alf issalat wissalam
eeh il shyaka di?

12:06 AM  
Blogger MBH said...

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THE FUSLA IS BACK!! YAAAY! :p~

Great stuff!! I'd so be Captain Cave-Man with a huge spoon instead of the bat & paint CAVE MAN on my feet's fingers in black :p

11:02 AM  
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6:34 AM  
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