Khappy Khalloween

Do’s & Don’ts of Halloween:
-Do be original, fangs and togas is like so dark ages!
-Do be original, fangs and togas is dark ages!
-Ladies, you have 364 other days to be sexy. No nurses, Catwomen, no Maids!
-If you’re gonna dress up very controversial like a Suicide bomber or an aborted fetus then please calculate the risks
-Get into character at least 1 week ahead of practice. Explain to your colleagues and staff that you’re on some experimental drugs with bad side effects
-Try to be as offensive as possible, if you’re not black pretend to be. A Taliban woman in a Muslim party is absolutely fabulous or the drunken Texan in an all American partry, even better a Nazi or a KKK member.
-Go all out, if your character requires a certain smell then spray it on, or if you need to bring a side kick such as a Goat or a child.

Last Minute costume ideas:

- Wear a 70s vintage floral dress and throw on an abaya, large Jacki O shades or larger and a big shoulder length wig and you can be Ala Marta Fabulous [See picture]

- The Saddam out-of-the-hatch look is always in. Don’t forget the santa beard and the hangover look.

-Put on a butt crack-revealling low waist pants, skanky highheels, a bling boob exposing party top, a belly ring and an aboriginal lower back tattoo, slicked peroxide blonde hair and huge cheap grade zirconia hoops for the ultimate Dubai Euro Trashstir

- For the latest Clown fish triple decker mo7ajababe look: Wear leggings, 3/4pants and a ruffled skirt and wrap a scarf and a blingy belt, long sleeved blouse and wear a bustier, layer up necklaces and plenty of rings and bangels. Generously apply foundation 3 times lighter than your skin tone, battered wife black eye make up, make fake moles and apply fake eyelashes,
rainbow colored eye shadows, green eye lenses and glitter on tooth. Layer up the matching sequence head scarfs with tassles and separate with elongated sponge to create the Alien head effect. Wrap around exposing darker neck and chandelier earrings. Sprinkle with confetti for added effect.

Mu7ajaBabe (Tune not stolen from Timberlake's sexy back)

I’m wearing a sexy 7jab
Them other girls just wear niqab
Their all like Ninjas wearing a garbage bag
I wear all rainbow colors not just Black
Take em to the mall



You’re in a daze
When you smell the bukhoor
Baby you’re my slave
I mite just take your numba if you behave
It aint easy being a tripple decker babe