The Indigenous Language of Khoosh

WATCH THE BUG & BALDY VIDEO



I found this funny clip from U-Turn showing the ingenious of the one and only Bug & Baldy duo as they strike again with another racy skit that plays on words and mocks the ass kissing lingo which our culture has been so accustomed to..

I won't say anymore and I wanna know if any1 enjoyed it as much as I did, heck I even transcribed it on my blog and made mom say "il la3ab Ma Khoosh" and "is7ab ya 6al 3amar" over a game of Russian hand following iftar.

Hint: If you didn't find this hilariously funny and witty then the chances of us becoming friends are close to nil..



ٍSubtitles

We have been blessed with Democracy for years
And for generations our communication skills has helped us in practicing that democracy
Where everyone is entitled to express his or her honest opinion
Our opinions as harsh as they may be are always expressed freely and are usually tolerated
I don't know why the rest of the world thinks of us as seventh world countries
Is it because of our human rights violations?
Well..
Well..
I have only one thing to say about that matter
As one of our great leaders said..
"Show me humans and I will show you rights"
If you like this then wait till you see
The Dark Room

Connecting Through culture, Celebrating Diversity

Script

يا طال خوش
لا يا عاد لا يا مو خوش
والله غشمر
لا يا عاد طال عمرك
لا يا حبيب ما يصير خوش
غشمر يا طال خوش
لا يا عاد طال عمر ما يصير أم خير
لا شلون ها؟ ماكو خوش
هه...لاااااا عاد عاد عود خوش ما عاد
شوف عاد يا عاد هذول
ما عاد يصير الا طال عمر أمرك
لا والله ماكو خوش
هه خوش
خوش هازا هازاك
هازا ال يهال
يهال يركظون
لا لا لا لا اسمع يا طال عمر
لا لا يا طال خوش
يهال يغشمرون طال عمرك
لا الحين

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